Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!

Announcing the biggest furniture sale of the decade! Couches! Recliners! Headboards! Nightstands! 20% off! 30% off! 40% off!! Folks, Ted OVERSTOCKED our warehouse big-time, and that means BIGDEALS for you! Come on down today and benefit from Teds AMBITIOU… #BestCoatRacks